movie-gifs:

Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019), dir. Rob Letterman.

spark-of-jenius:

gluten-free-pussy:

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Oh, I’ve got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house.

Let that sink in for a second. 

popokko:

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

mysticalcoffeequeen:

*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*

“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”

iignatz:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

tdcenter123:

Selena could, bust a move.

benepla:

marina-diamandis:

donkamatic:

I just found out that video dating was a thing in the 80′s and this man is hitting that respect women juice HARD

Kin

Is he still alive I’m going for it

ruinedchildhood:

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